TogaDude For President of the United States of America, Inc.

Gene "TogaDude" Chapman - a self-proclaimed exorcist of buildings and the world's only living multiple "death faster", who also applied for a "self-immolation permit" and later tried to set himself on fire in front of an IRS building while driving an RV with a leaky propane tank - has announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America, Inc.

No, that's not a typo. Apparently Gene has fallen for the conspiracy theory that the United States is a corporation.

Whew-boy.

What makes this interesting is that the United States is not a corporation despite what a lot of wingnuts like Gene think.

His campaign team is a who's who of hilarious tax deniers. Robert Clarkson, the lawyer disbarred for stealing a poor woman's welfare check, is his campaign manager for the southeastern states. Doug Kenline, who has been fighting with the IRS for years to the neverending amusement of many, is his webmaster (although he only has a blog, so I don't know why he even needs a webmaster - this isn't rocket science, after all).

Gene's platform is interesting as well. His solution to conflict is to just nuke a 50-square-mile area whenever anybody pisses him off. No, I'm not kidding. So if you thought Dubya was a dangerous warmonger, imagine how dangerous TogaPrez would be.