divorcedoc_1.pdf (application/pdf Object)
This is, hands down, one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It was written by an attorney back in 1985 - handwritten, I might add, complete with handrawn illustrations.
He says, among many other things, that the marriage lasted until "she got PISSED OFF and HAULED ASS with the car, the Mastercard..."
He says the marriage became "INSUPPORTABLE" because of a clash of personalities between himself (the petitioner) and his wife (the respondent), "but chiefly because of conflict of personalities between RESPONDENT and RESPONDENT that destroyed the legitimate ends of the marriage (good sex!) and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation (unless she consents to having her MOUTH SURGICALLY CLOSED)"
Even I couldn't make this up, hehehe.
However, I have a question. Wouldn't having her mouth surgically closed negate the "good sex" part of the equation? There's a lot more to sex than just intercourse, after all; and good sex requires one helluva lot more, and you need a mouth for that. ;-)
The guy goes on to ask that the property be divided according to who has possession .... then he goes on to explain that he doesn't mean possession by spirits like you see in movies, although his wife could "pass muster for a stand-in for "SYBLE" or the girl in "The Exorcist.""
What's really funny about this is that he goes on and on about how much he loves her. Then he asks that the court change his wife's name to Bella Abzug, Jr. He ends it with the comment "screw you, Bitch, I filed first and your suit is subject to a plea in abatement"
Yep, if that's not love, I don't know what is. ROFLMAO
Anyway, click on the link and see it for yourself. What a hoot!
Monday, April 10, 2006
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Hey there. I wondered out loud where you were and I was pointed to your resignation post on Quatloos.
I wasn't aware of your injury and wish you the best. I'll drop by here every now and then if it's ok with you and say "hi".
Frank
"Hi" Just dropped by. Hope all is well.
Hiya, Frank - how nice`of you to drop by! I'm still hanging in there. Got rear-ended by a dopehead teenager a little while ago and got injured pretty seriously, still trying to recover. Looks like I'll need at least two surgeries, one on my shoulder and one on my spine.
Hope things are going well with you and with your blog (by the way, I need the url again because I'm using a new laptop). Speaking of your blog ..... what is Deadbeat doing these days? I saw where TogaFraud wants to run for President. What a frickin' 'tard, ROFLMAO!
http://taxprotesters.blogspot.com/
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I am sending nothing but good and kind thoughts your way, T. While distance prevents me from doing anything physically to help you, please know that spiritually, I'm doing all I can on your behalf.
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Doug is now on a health kick trying to buff up and lose weight - supposedly cuz he's out looking for a wife - truthfully because he feels he needs to be tough to survive in prison. Although he has said he's on agreements with the IRS and the Georgia DOR. He's standing outside looking in through the tax protesting window just wishing he had the price of admission.
Gene is running for President and I've posted my comments on that on my blog.
Be Well.
Frank
Thanks for the well wishes, Frank!
I'm on my way to your blog - can't wait to see what you've had to say about TogaDude's election bid, and Dougie in general.
Don't you think it would be a riot if he were interviewed on the Stephen Colbert show? Colbert would tear him to shreads, ROFLMAO!
BTW, forgot to mention, I'm still doing the anti-scam thing, but over on Texino's forum called "The Grand Placebo". We talk about a lot of stuff there, scams are just one of them. You'd make a good addition to the group, come to think of it. If you want to join, it's at www dot ttexino backslash forum .
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